Even if you'd won a golden ticket, how long would you really last inside Willy Wonka's factory? Let's be honest, there's delicious temptations everywhere you look. Using your zodiac sign, we've determined exactly when and how your tour would end. Don't forget to tune in for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory during Freeform's 13 Nights of Halloween.
12. Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 23)
Unfortunately you were the very first one to go. It isn't your fault, not exactly. It's just that when you entered the factory's lobby and Mr. Wonka asked you to hang up your coat, you made the mistake of politely letting everyone else go ahead of you. This meant that there wasn't any room to actually hang up your own coat. In typical worrisome Virgo fashion, you agonized about this for way too long, by which time the group had left you behind. Also, it turns out that Mr. Wonka had locked all the doors behind him. Tough luck.
11. Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Mr. Wonka gave one instruction as you entered his candy forest: "You mustn't eat the blue mushrooms." So, obviously, you found and ate a blue mushroom like the stubborn Scorpio you are. In fact, you actually ate an entire grove of the delicious little fungi. They were just that good. What Mr. Wonka failed to mention, however, is that once you start eating the fungi, you won't ever want to eat anything else ever again. Unfortunately for you, the peculiar mushrooms only grow in Mr. Wonka's private forest, which you were escorted out of pretty soon after your fungus feast. So... good luck with that.
10. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Another golden ticket winner bumped into you as you were hanging up your coat. She said she was sorry. But Capricorns know better than to accept an apology straight away, so you kept a beady little eye on your newfound nemesis. After all, you could never know when she might have turned around and shoved you again -- or worse! Unfortunately, this dogged surveillance meant that you didn't notice when Mr. Wonka "accidentally" nudged the good ship Wonkatania away from the dock before you boarded. You fell right into the chocolate river and ended up in the boiler room alongside Augustus Gloop. Tough break.
9. Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
With all the insane trials of Mr. Wonka's chocolate factory, it doesn't take long for a Cancer to become emotionally exhausted. That's just how it is for you guys. Unfortunately, you couldn't resist the urge to nap as Mr. Wonka lead the group through a lush candy orchard filled with chocolate trees and candy floss bushes. The intoxicating sugary smells made you so sleepy that you slunk away for a little siesta under a candy floss bush. You awoke the next day to find yourself tangled up in a gigantic bundle of candy floss, like a fly caught in a big pink spiderweb. Look on the bright side though, at least there's no such thing as candy spiders... right?
8. Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Geminis are smart, lively and witty, but they can also be a little superficial. So when you started making comments about Mr. Wonka's choice of dress, you probably sealed your fate right there. A "clumsy" Oompa Loompa "accidentally" knocked you onto the conveyor belts and as quickly as you'd fallen, you were wrapped up and shipped out in one of Mr. Wonka's candy trucks. It's not all bad though, you'll get to give a candy shop owner quite a fright when you come bursting out of a gigantic Wonka bar, and that'll be fun... maybe.
7. Taurus (Apr 21 - May 21)
As a Taurus, you're well known for being patient and for having a loving heart. But we should also mention that you can get quite jealous. When you see something you want, you just have to have it! So when Mr. Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to every golden ticket winner but you, you couldn't really contain yourself. You stole a gobstopper from somebody else without even thinking about it, and then when Mr. Wonka found out... well let's just say you'll always be green with envy after the Oompa Loompa passed you through their candy dyeing machine.
6. Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
As an adventurous spirit, you veered way off the path that Mr. Wonka had intended for you. You abandoned the group and eventually found yourself in a jungle of candy with licorice vines hanging from steaming hot cocoa trees. While marvelling at the magnificent confectionery, you suddenly realized that you weren't alone. Before you could react, you were captured by the Oompa Loompas, bundled up into a huge bag of sugar, and tossed onto a Wonka truck to be shipped off to the sugar processing plant. Don't worry though, you'll be fine as long as it's not hot caramel Wednesday...
5. Leo (July 23 - Aug 21)
What was the one thing Mr. Wonka made you promise not to do when he gave you an everlasting gobstopper? He said "You must solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves," didn't he? But when a Taurus came over and demanded that you give your everlasting gobstopper over to them, what did you do? You gave it up, didn't you? We appreciate that Leos are the most generous of the zodiac signs but this was a big mistake. Mr. Wonka was certain you might actually be the winner of the whole competition... but you let him down. He allowed you to quietly leave the factory, but reminded you that we all have to be a little selfish sometimes. Better luck next time.
4. Libra (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
As one of the later candidates, and as an easygoing and friendly Libra, Mr. Wonka had come to expect big things from you. But when a fellow contestant told you that it was okay to try some of Mr. Wonka's top secret, untested, experimental popping candy, you were so gullible that you believed them. It tasted kind of funny, fizzy even. It couldn't have been that dangerous because you were fine after the Oompa Loompas put you back together again. Although you do now have an odd twitch whenever you're within 10ft of any type of candy.
3. Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Has anyone ever told you that you're a little condescending? You definitely don't mean to be, but when you get nervous it just sort of happens. In the end, you made it pretty far without incident until, for some reason, you tried to tell Willy Wonka -- the King of Confectionery -- how chocolate was made. Mr. Wonka nodded politely as you explained the entire process from cocoa pod to chocolate bar and when you were finished he thanked you kindly. But then, after the tour was over, he very gently showed you out of the front gate and gave you a sentence to dwell on -- "Nobody likes a know-it-all." Ouch, that must have stung.
2. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You were honestly just happy to have been invited on this exclusive tour. Sure you were a little bit careless -- you almost fell into that candy wrapping machine, remember? But above all, you were so grateful to have seen the amazing candy wonderland of Wonka. Mr. Wonka really liked that about you. So once the majority of the contestants had met their sticky ends, Mr. Wonka took you to one side,
and asked if you would like a lifetime supply of chocolate. You were shocked, but managed to nod slowly. And that's the story of how you won a genuine lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate. Pretty neat, huh?
1. Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
You quickly figured out what Mr. Wonka was up to. You tried to tell the others to behave, honestly you did, but they all just had a habit of falling for his traps. Speaking of which, those were all totally unfair, right? You decided pretty early on that you didn't like Mr. Wonka all that much. Which is why it came as quite a shock when Mr. Wonka took you to one side after the tour was over and asked you to be his business partner. The eccentric confectioner told you that he'd admired the way you tried to help your fellow contestants, and that compassion was exactly what he wanted to found Wonka Industries on in the first place. Congratulations, you're hired!
Did you get you through Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Let us know in the comments.
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