We asked our Ambassador of Cheer to deliver a poignant message for the holiday season, but instead this happened:
She starts off well, explaining to us what Christmas spirit is.
So far so good.
But then something goes a little wrong.
Miss Piggy, don't get distracted!
We should never have surrounded her with presents!
Well, at least she's happy.
And she better be after making such a mess!
But then she finally finds the PERFECT gift.
Diamonds are a Piggy's best friend, after all.
At least we now know what to get her next year!
But we're not sure diamonds quite fit into our secret Santa budget...
Are diamonds really a girl's best friend at Christmas?
Let us know what you're hoping to receive this year in the comments below.