1. You are overcome with rage whenever anyone steals your food.
Or uses your cup. Not cool.
2. You are not impressed when someone asks you a question on your lunch break.
Can't people see you're busy?!
3. Your colleagues never seem to take you seriously.
And you have no idea why. *cries*
4. You have no time for your boss' long instructions on assignments.
You could have DONE the job in the time it took them to explain it.
5. You have trouble staying in your place.
Is it your fault you dream big?
6. You're forever making mistakes.
(And hoping that no one will notice).
7. Office pranks NEVER get the better of you.
Okay, you maybe sat on a whoopee cushion once, but you will not be fooled again!
8. You love to toy with the newbies.
You're just getting them ready for working life!
9. You can't stand vicious gossip.
10. Your colleagues don't seem to like your lunch choices.
But you don't even care. Food > Friends.
11. You know when to say no to your boss.
Enough is enough, JEESH.
12. You don't think anyone can follow instructions properly.
Is it really so difficult?
13. You constantly crave your boss' praise.
So much so that you'll even beg for it.
14. And when they finally give in...
Nothing feels better!
Are you secretly Mushu at work?
Tell us in the comments!