19 Quotes By The Genie From Aladdin That Made Us LOL!

Is he the funniest character in Disney history? Probably!


1. "Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

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2. "Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?"

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The Genie is really great at coming up with nicknames...

3. "Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?"

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4. "Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel."

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5. "Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you."

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6. "Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now."

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7. "First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No."

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Also loving the pictures hanging up in the background!

8. "Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out!"

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You've gotta love a good animal pun.

9. "I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug."

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10. "All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?"

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Aladdin: "What?"
Genie: "Tell her the truth!"

11. "Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her."

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The Genie knows how to treat a lady... Tell her how punctual she is!

12. "Stop her! Stop her! Want me to sting her?"

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Or not...

13. "Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp."

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So true. We've all been there!

14. "I'm getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything."

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15. "Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man."

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Rude.

16. "Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? Oh! Hairball."

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17. "Al, I can't help you. I work for SeƱor Psychopath now."

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Another great nickname!

18. "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!"

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He may not be the best cheerleader...

19. "I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free-hee!"

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We love you, Genie!

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