1. Not knowing about the sniff test.
Duh, Holden, such an obvious part of doing the laundry!
2. Committing this "cardinal sin" at the laundromat.
Never take someone's laundry out of the machine!
3. Being made fun of by your professor.
4. Actually taking throrough notes in classes.
Chill, Holden, chill.
5. Accidentally becoming the teacher's pet.
You're meant to play it cool!
6. Taking a professor's advice a bit too literally.
Jeez, it's not like you're there to learn.
7. Chasing your crush across the campus.
This isn't a college movie, Holden!
8. Getting too enthusiastic about campus life.
You've got to be witty and cynical like Luke!
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