15 Signs That You Would Not Survive In The Wilderness!

Why can't you charge your phone by plugging it into a tree? Stress.


1. You try to spend as little time outside as possible!

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"Ew, I think I just touched a leaf!"

2. You prefer your food to be well cooked!

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Instead of roasted over a bonfire...

3. You really don't get what's so fun about a huge outdoor fire!

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You want melted marshmallows? Ever heard of a microwave? Much safer.

4. You don't understand people who feel a deep connection to nature!

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No. No it won't.

5. When people invite you to go for walks you come up with an excuse!

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"Sorry, I have to wash my hair later."

6. The idea of sleeping outside in the wilderness is your worst nightmare!

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There are bears out there, guys. BEARS!

7. You're not really into sports or physical activities!

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"Did we win? No? OK I give up."

8. Even just looking outside makes you feel uncomfortable!

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So. Many. Trees.

9. You care way too much about your appearance to try the natural look!

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People do not want to see what your hair looks like without any product in it.

10. In fact, a life without a mirror is no life at all!

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What are you supposed to do, check yourself out in a puddle? No thanks.

11. You would not survive without modern technology!

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If you don't update your social media at least once per hour people will think you're dead.

12. You're not really sure how to provide for yourself!

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Does the food not just magically appear in the refrigerator overnight?

13. You would do anything to avoid going hiking!

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Time for a distraction...

14. If you're forced out of the house you refuse to exert any energy!

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"I'll just sit here and think about all the TV shows I'm missing right now."

15. You know that there is a lot more danger outside!

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Better to stay safe in your room.

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