How To Throw A Royal Dinner Party According to Prince Theo!

Follow these 8 simple steps for party success.


1. Dress to impress!

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Diamonds are a must.

2. Invite all of your closest, and poshest, friends!

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The ones that call you by a nickname instead of your official title.

3. Buy a million candles to create mood lighting!

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Then you'll have the constant fear of your house burning down. So thrilling!

4. Get out your fanciest glasses and fill them with expensive liqueurs!

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5. Talk about the latest scandal that's splashed all over the newspapers!

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Especially if you know some people who might have been involved...

6. Try to keep your fiancée under control!

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She has been drinking quite a lot and keeps making odd comments.

7. Laugh at everyone's jokes!

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Even when they're terrible and about your mother, the Queen.

8. Make sure no one tries to leave early!

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Do you think you have what it takes to throw the perfect dinner party?

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