1. She's the perfect balance between smart and funny.
She knows what's what.
2. She would see right through fake profiles.
Catch and release policy on catfish.
3. She's not afraid to edit the questionable life choices out of your profile.
Some parts of you are quirky. Some just seem insane.
4. AND! She'll tell you exactly which of your more unusual quirks should be kept hidden until at least three dates in.
And how much of your general awesome-ness you should let shine on date number one.
5. Hanna will refuse to let you date someone that she's not 100% okay with.
Go ahead and kiss a few frogs. Hanna's there to make sure it's not TOO many.
6. She's super caring and thoughtful so will only have your best interests at heart.
She won't write anything super cringey on your profile, and will only choose your very best photos.
7. Hanna has also totally got pre-date pampering down to a fine art.
Cucumber slices at the ready!
8. She'd be great at listening to all your dating disaster stories.
Before getting you right back out there!
9. She is the queen of dealing with relationship drama so will have the best advice ever.
She'll have an awesome piece of advice every time.
10. You know she'd totally wait up for you until 5 in the morning to make sure you got home safe.
And will be super annoyed if you don't text her regular updates about where you are! Safety first, guys.