12 Reasons Life Would Be Better In Film Noir

The show took a really big awesome turn for an episode in season 4. Mystery. Romance. Glamour. What's not to love?!


1. You can get away with coy one-liners.

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'You're spread so thin I can see right through you.'

2. And EVERYONE talks in coy one-liners.

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'I'm not as used to walking the streets as Mona is.'

3. Coffee is only 15 cents.

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4. It's perfectly acceptable to have a huge oil painting of yourself.

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5. The guys wear amazing hats.

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Everyone should wear fedoras ALL THE TIME.

6. Who needs a selfie shot when you can check yourself out in ALL the mirrors?

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7. Throwing shade in a feathered negligee is the ONLY way to do it.

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8. No need for Instagram when you have a classic camera.

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#NoFilter

9. The clothes are to die for.

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10. Like, all of them.

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11. Even the nightwear is super glamorous.

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12. Everything seems way more romantic.

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And corny pick up lines actually work!

Make sure you tune in for the season 7 premiere on Tuesday, June 21 at 8pm|7c on Freeform!

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