12 Ways To Distract Yourself From The Dangers Of Life In Rosewood!

Why do so many people still live there? Get out while you can!


1. Always be prepared for dangerous situations!

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You'll need rope, duct tape, and a hammer.

2. Flirt with all the hot guys/girls in the area!

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You might as well have some fun before your untimely death.

3. Consider moving to another country!

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Literally anywhere else in the world would be safer than Rosewood. #TrueStory

4. Feel free to take your anger out on other people's private property!

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Especially if they are your enemy and may have already tortured you and your friends.

5. Relax with a cold beer!

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What's the worst that could happen?

6. Stay alert and always assume that someone is trying to kill you!

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Because they probably are.

7. Or you could try to remain calm and assume that you're being paranoid!

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No one is trying to kill you.

8. Keep a handsome policeman on speed dial for dangerous situations!

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When one leaves town just find another.

9. Implant your friends with some kind of locating device!

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Just in case they go missing! It would make finding them so much easier.

10. Always assume you are being framed!

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Witness saw you rob a bank? Framed. SO accuses you of cheating? Framed. Wake up covered in blood? Definitely framed.

11. Cuddle up with your friend's brother!

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Especially if your fiancé is off in Colombia trying to find his missing ex.

12. Have a list of witty one-liners ready for every occasion!

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Even if the person you're speaking to is unconscious.

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