13 Things Everyone Experiences At Their First College Party It's the best of times and it's the worst of times. 1. Thinking that your outfit is all WRONG. 2. Trying to act cool as you walk into the party. 3. No one seeming to understand your geeky references. 4. Failing miserably at making "sexy eyes." 5. And then getting defensive when people ask you what you were doing. 6. Having to listen to the constant bragging of college students. 7. Feeling jealous when your BFF makes another BFF. Brought to you by: 8. Totally missing flirting signals. 9. Surprising people with your sudden urge to join the conversation. 10. Desperately trying to keep your squad together. 11. But inevitably losing them later. 12. Failing to avoid those who have had a little too much to drink. 13. Really, really, REALLY wanting to go home, but then getting #FOMO. Did any of these make you say "same"? Tell us in the comments!