13 Reasons You Want Magnus Bane As Your Lawyer!

Because he's Magnus freaking Bane!


1. He accepts payment in the form of personal possessions.

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And if you're handsome, he'll let you keep 'em! That basically means you don't have to pay him!

2. He will keep a firm grip on reality...

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...even while he's holding a magical sword.

3. He will give the sassiest defense you've ever seen!

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And the shade, oh the shade...

4. He will accuse anyone or anyTHING else of the crime

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"It's not Isabelle's fault, it's the cup! Put the cup on trial!"

5. If necessary he will use movie quotes for dramatic effect.

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"This whole thing is out of order!"

6. He will call the prosecutor as a witness! #twist

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And maybe with just one question he'll get her to give an impassioned speech about right and wrong? Who knows?

7. You know for a fact that his outfit will be on point.

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Slay, Magnus, slaaaaaaayyyy!

8. He will manage to be rude to the judge without getting in trouble.

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Herondale side-eye! 

9. He will roll his eyes when people mention the law.

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We get it, Lydia, the law is the law. Also a carrot is a carrot. What's your point?

10. There will be an explosion of confetti when you win!

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Seriously, why don't all lawyers do this?

11. He will apologize if you lose...

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"But at least we lost it in style." Truer words were never spoken, Izzy.

12. You always know that he really cares about you.

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He believes that injustice against his friends is intolerable.

13. And, win or lose, there will be cocktails for all!

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The man has skills.

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