14 Reasons To Join "Valentine & Son: Evil Enterprises"!

Valentine is the guy we all love to hate. But we can't pretend being in the Circle doesn't have it's benefits.


1. It's a great way to meet new people!

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2. Free entry to all the hottest clubs.

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3. Valentine has a magic cup that will give you superpowers!

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If it doesn't kill you first...

4. You can learn a lot about science.

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It's time to educate yourself!

5. His evil lair is on an awesome ship!

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Travel the world on Valentine's big-ass boat!

6. You'll get to hang out with his son, Jace!

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He's attractive, sassy, and emotionally raw! 

7. Val will teach you how to fight.

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And he'll give you a cool sword. It even lights up!

8. Why walk when you can portal everywhere?

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A great way to make dramatic entrances at parties...that you weren't invited to.

9. You'll get to wear black all the time.

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It's so slimming!

10. He'll help you remove any unwanted tattoos.

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Thanks Val!

11. You'll get to spy on people.

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Mainly a bunch of teenagers, but it's good practice!

12. Who needs a mobile phone when you have a magic ring?

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It's like video chatting but more evil!

13. He will give you many inspirational speeches.

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Valentine has so much wisdom to share with the world...

14. Most importantly, he's just a fun guy to hang out with!

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Who could resist that handsome face?

Valentine Morgenstern is the man we love to hate!

What has been your favorite Valentine moment so far? Tell us in the comments!

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