30 Big Things We Learned From Episode Five

First Simon can't check in to hotels, and now he won't wanna order take out for a long time. What's a mundie to do when there's kidnapping around every corner?


1. So Alec's pretty bummed out and nobody knows exactly why.

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2. Turns out the necklace everyone's been talking about is a Portal shard...and Clary can use it to see Valentine.

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Alec's not impressed and wants it safely stored away.

3. Clizzy had a super cute bonding moment.

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4. Maryse Lightwood made a terrifying entrance.

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5. And she totally played favorites.

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We wanted to hug Izzy so bad!

6. Luke reallllly needs to work on his aim when filing police work.

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7. Alaric's worried about Luke's job possibly being on the line.

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8. We find out why Alec's being acting weird. He was pretty freaked out about Jace knowing his feelings.

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Parabatai-zoned.

9. Raphael finds Simon snooping around Hotel DuMort again. This is becoming a worrying pattern.

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10. Magnus calls Alec to ask him out for a drink!

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*Swoon

11. Because vampires and Valentine weren't enough, now Werewolves are also hunting for Clary.

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12. Alec's not impressed by Clary sneaking out, and he's even more pissed that she can't use an invisibility rune properly.

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13. Valentine's experiments are getting scarier.

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14. Simon's developed some serious muscle recently.

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He breaks open Clary's apartment door as if it's the easiest thing ever! Uhm. What's up? 

15. The trio uncover a mysterious box that Jocelyn hid from Clary.

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16. Clary and Simon get themselves arrested!

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Well, sort of. Turns out those cops aren't acting in an official capacity. 

17. Jace is massively third wheeling Isabelle and Meliorn when he notices that the Seelies are in mourning.

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Will the Seelies side with Valentine to avoid any further deaths?

18. When Clary sneaks out and gets kidnapped, and Jace blames Alec. Brothers, am I right?

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19. Simon's still a wise guy, even when handcuffed!

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Enough with the gags Simon, your life is at stake! 

20. Clary really doesn't want Simon to be fed to Gretel and so lies about the location of the Mortal Cup!

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Not a great move.

21. Parabatai tracking doesn't work if the missing person is over water. Good to know!

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22. Simon ends up as an upside down hostage...again!

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23. But frees himself from his cuffs like an absolute boss.

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24. Before finding some pretty terrifying claw marks on the wall.

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25. Izzy and Jace realize that werewolves must be involved...and that they have no time to lose!

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26. There should totally be a witchlight Instagram filter. Clary looks great!

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27. Jace packs a mean punch and knocks Luke stone cold.

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Which side is Luke on right now? We're so confused!

28. Isabelle's making a habit of coming to Simon's rescue huh?

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29. The werewolves don't give up easy!

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30. Until their Alpha is defeated, making Luke the new leader of the pack.

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Phew, Luke is good after all!

What were your favorite scenes from episode five? Let us know in the comments.

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