Shadowhunter Sass: The Best One-Liners Of The Season So Far!

It's hard to contain this much attitude in just one list...


Clary: "I'm not interested in your supernatural fight club"

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Famous last words, Clarissa.

Jace: "Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies."

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We couldn't agree more...

Simon: "Your bedside manner is abysmal".

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Clary: "I think I killed a guy!"

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We've all been there.

[Clary: Do you know how to kill a demon?] Simon: "I'm an internet search away."

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Alec: "It literally never stops talking."

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He has a point.

Raphael: "The living are so exhausting."

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Izzy: "You know you'd be a lot happier if you weren't so fricken repressed."

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Simon: "You don't get to talk to me, Captain America!"

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If Jace is Captain America, would that make Alec...Bucky?

[Clary: Is he going to be alright?] Magnus: "I don't know. Does he normally lie on the floor like that without moving?"

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Don't sass someone when they're down, Magnus!

Clary: "Izzy, with a body like yours, everything's your color!"

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Werewolves: *howl*

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Intense. Emotional. Unexpected. This line had all that power packed into one syllable. 

Magnus: "Playing hard to get? I love a challenge."

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Alec: "We're Lightwoods. We break noses and accept consequences."

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Max: "I never get to hear the good stuff..."

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Poor Max, he just wants to set things on fire and have a good time!

Simon: "And I'll have you know, there are a ton of women that have..."more than a friend" feelings for me."

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[Jace: Where are they?] Simon: "I don't have to introduce them to you!"

Magnus: "If Valentine were to start creating Shadowhunters or gain control of demons, it would be like Beyonce riding a dinosaur through Times Square. People would notice."

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Queen B can do whatever she wants!

Magnus: "I'm not being cryptic, I'm being coy!"

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Get with the program, Alec!

[Maureen: You're amazing] Simon: "Like fifty shades of amazing?"

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Alright, let's not get ahead of ourselves, buddy.

Detective: "You always fall for the bad boys, right? Or, is that just me?"

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Jace: "Demon pox is a disaster. This is an inconvenience."

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The man knows how to deliver a line!

Rebecca: "Maureen called me and she said that you were spazzing out...like, more than normal."

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"Well I just tried to say, that's kind of how you are with girls!"

Alec: "Hey....do you come here often?"

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Of course he doesn't know how to flirt, have you seen Alec? His beautiful face does the flirting for him!

Internal Affairs: "Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can't even imagine what your Facebook page looks like."

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Izzy: "There's nothing a shadowhunter can't do in heels."

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Raphael: "I might be a vampire, but I was raised a good Catholic."

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Max: "How many times do I have to say it was an accident!"

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Max is already more of a badass than the rest of his family combined. 

Alec: "Magnus is, eh, quite magical. He’s...em...very good at magic."

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Alec really has a way with words.

[There's a trained forensic pathologist at the Institute] Lydia: "Do you have one here? In this...eh...Chinese restaurant?"

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Luke does not look impressed.

Magnus: [admiring Alec's abs] "And, I'm back."

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Magnus: "Payment up front is just good business."

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He would know! After all, he was alive when the dead sea was just a lake that was feeling a bit poorly!

Raphael: "I swear, if that kid ruins one more jacket..."

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Come on man, haven't you ever heard of a dry cleaners?

Magnus: "You're both going to owe me. I'm talking 14th Century: gold, rubies, definitely diamonds."

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Jace: "I'm pretty sure that's not the cup you're looking for".

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Take that Raj!

Raphael: "Just watch and learn from the master."

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Magnus: "I have a deep understanding of the human psyche. At least, that's what Freud always said."

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No one name-drops better than this glamorous Warlock!

[Meliorn could be executed] Jace: "Well, we'll be extra careful then."

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You can feel the love.

[Visiting the Werewolf lair] Simon: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!"

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Raj: "It was dark, we couldn't see much."

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Thanks for the info Raj, you're a real asset to the team.

Hodge: "I run my own Dojo!"

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We're so happy for you, Hodge!

Alec: "The theme is AH-mazing."

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He has poured his heart and soul into the Institute anniversary party. You should just be thankful you were invited Clary!

Fisk at Internal Affairs: "Well put this one down as an Epic Fail!"

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He's really up to date on all the youth lingo...

Simon: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."

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He could be a legit serial killer...but we'd still love him!

Izzy: "She has to pick today to finally land her roundhouse?"

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Still looking beautiful, alt Izzy!

Val: "Sir's for my father. Call me...Mr. Morgenstern."

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Alt Valentine will always be "Val" to us!

Jace: "It was a pleasure to nice...eh, nice to meet you as well..."

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Classic barista Jace, as smooth as chunky peanut butter.

Raj: "This one wants to crash the party."

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First he rifles through Clary's bras and now he's getting in the way of Malec? #RajIsTheWorst

Alec: "Playing hard to get? I love a challenge."

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*chanting* MALEC! MALEC! 

What is your favorite line from the show so far?

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