The Pros And Cons Of Simon's Vampire Lifestyle

Life changed drastically for Simon after he turned.


PRO: He gets to live forever!

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Witty nerd puns for the rest of our lives? Yes please.

CON: Fitting all the candles on his birthday cake when he turns a thousand is going to be a difficult task.

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We're going to need a really big cake.

PRO: He'll never lose his boyish good looks.

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Does this mean that we will never see Simon as a hot silver fox?!

CON: He has to watch all of his family and friends grow old.

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A life without Climon isn't really a life at all!

PRO: He can encanto whomever he wants.

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Although this could take some practice...

CON: The diet for the rest of his life is going to be blood, blood, and more blood.

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Poor Simon, he can never ever have chicken cacciatore ever again.

PRO: He has a free pass on Izzy's cooking for life!

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Come to think of it, would you consider turning us into vampires, Simon?

CON: He will explode into flames if he ever ventures out into the sun.

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Tans are overrated anyway.

PRO: He can run fast and lift heavy things.

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Look how far he can throw poor Raphael! Not bad Simon, not bad.

CON: He is going to have to replace his entire wardrobe so it revolves around cool jackets.

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And we all know how easy it is to ruin a good jacket.

PRO: Camille may teach him her special recipe for Bloody Marys.

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We are dying to know what's in them!

CON: He has to trade in his comfy bed for a not-so-spacious casket.

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Not being able to starfish our way to an amazing night's sleep is a deal breaker.

Do you think Simon is better off now that he is a vampire?

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