There's No Such Thing As A Sarcastic Shadowhunter! JK, But Who Won The Snark War?

There were a lot of sassy fights in Season 1. Time to make some tough choices!


1. Magnus vs. Blackwell and Pangborn!

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Obviously Magnus will beat Valentine's henchmen every time! Warlock for the win!

2. Clary vs. Jace!

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Clary's little sigh of frustration was spot on. Classic Jace, just assuming he could drive!

3. Raphael vs. The Shadowhunters!

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Raphael is basically the King of Sass. We're not sure he's capable of speaking without a sarcastic tone!

4. Alec vs. Simon!

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This one is close, but we think Alec probably wins! After all, he has a point...

5. Clary vs. Camille!

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Well, it started as a battle of wits and ended with Camille getting punched. Good job, Clary!

6. Alt Val vs. Barista Jace!

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After Jace got all flustered and embarrassed is it any surprise that Val won?

7. Raphael vs. Simon!

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When you're the Interim Chapter President of the New York Vampires you've got to have some great comebacks!

8. Luke vs. Clary!

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Time for a Werewolf win! To be fair, Clary was very new to the Shadowhunter world and Luke had been born into it.

9. Malec vs. Simon!

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He spent ages telling them about his favorite movie but they were not impressed.

10. Izzy vs. Clace!

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She stole the Mortal Cup right out of their hands! And she did it in style.

11. Elias vs. Magnus!

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We would probably give Elias extra points for being right about the dangers of Magnus leaving the lair! Plus, he died.

12. Clary vs. Valentine!

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He did not see that coming. Clary is so getting grounded!

13. Jace vs. Simon!

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Poor mundane Simon, he just wasn't good at intimidating people!

14. Luke vs. Raphael!

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Although we love this beautiful Vampire, when Simon said "BOOM!" at the end of their exchange we knew Luke was the winner!

15. Clary vs. Alt Magnus!

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OK, he was different in the Inverted World but that's no excuse to get sloppy. Clary's impression of him casting a spell was 100% accurate!

16. Alec vs. Izzy!

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They're the best team, but that doesn't mean they don't have their little disagreements! Alec wins for being great at walking away backwards.

17. Simon vs. Clary!

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Simon managed to win this round even while he was dealing with his Vampire transformation! Very impressive.

18. Magnus vs. The High Inquisitor!

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"PUT THE CUP ON TRIAL!" He won the sass fight but lost the trial...

19. Clary vs. Raphael!

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Have to give this one to Raphael, though in Clary's defense, we can understand her confusion! After all, it is called the Hotel DuMort...

20. Magnus vs. Alec!

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Sorry Alec, but Magnus is even more witty and hilarious when his heart is broken!

Do you agree with our choices? Tell us who you'd vote for in the comments!

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