You Know Magnus Bane Is Angry When...

This is one Warlock you do not want to tick off!


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1. He makes jokes about how old you are!

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"You may be immortal but... you’re not immune to crow's feet." #Burn

2. He chokes you and kicks you out of his club!

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Maybe you shouldn't have been trading Demon blood... just a thought. Being a member of the Circle probably didn't help your case either!

3. He makes jokes about how old you are!

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"You may be immortal but... you’re not immune to crow's feet." #Burn

4. He runs away from you through a magic portal!

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Leaving you just one button to remember him by...

5. He compliments your best friend but not you!

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Sorry Jace. The "pretty boy" he was talking about is Alec.

6. He compliments your best friend but not you!

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Sorry Jace. The "pretty boy" he was talking about is Alec.

7. He doesn't call you back after you hang up on him!

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Well, maybe if you hadn't been so rude...

8. He insists that he get paid for his services immediately!

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After all, "payment upfront is just good business."

9. He doesn't like you trying to touch him!

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Hands off the merchandise, Jace.

10. He steals your stele!

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Although, it might be for your own good.

11. He insults your fiancée!

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And basically implies your potential marriage is a sham.

12. He points out how pale you are!

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Rude.

13. He tries to get into your party even though he's not on the guest list!

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Luckily, he always has connections.

14. He tries to have your case for treason dismissed!

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And then insists that you put a cup on trial! Even though that would be the weirdest trial ever.

15. He tries to have your case for treason dismissed!

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And then insists that you put a cup on trial! Even though that would be the weirdest trial ever.

16. He doesn't offer you a cocktail!

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You must have done something pretty bad...

17. Then drinks his delicious cocktail right in front of you!

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See what you're missing?

18. He interrogates you at the trial that you are prosecuting!

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And somehow manages to guilt you into calling off the whole thing. #Skills

19. He takes your favorite bow and arrows!

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Although, he might let you hold on to them for him.

20. He tells you there's no honor in living a lie!

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Well, he's not wrong.

21. He asks you to save your lovers feud for another time!

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He has his own romantic problems to deal with.

22. He insults your interior decorating skills!

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"It's a bit drab, isn't it?"

23. He tells you to leave him alone!

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Don't take it too personally. He did just lose his oldest friend...

24. He criticizes your tracking skills!

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Warlock tracking is pretty powerful...

25. He tells other people that you're crazy!

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It's not slander if it's true.

26. He says he didn't miss not seeing you for 138 years!

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That's hurtful.

What would you do if Magnus was mad at you?

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