1. You start annoying them in the hope that they will let you go home alone.
Family holidays are the worst!
2. They always want to do boring things.
Like 'relaxing', aka doing nothing!
3. They will inevitably get lost.
4. And you will have to find the way back!
THIS is why you insisted on bringing your cellphone!
5. You always turn into a child and start whining.
6. There'll be a thunder storm so you're all stuck inside together.
With lots of incomplete board games. Great!
7. Your 'rents will get really weird about letting you hold the map.
Does it really matter who holds the map? Jeesh!
8. You end up in the wrong places ALL THE TIME.
Er, where are we?
9. You'll make up any excuse to have some time away from them.
Even if the only place you get space is in the bathroom!
10. Getting anywhere seems to take FOREVER.
Seriously, it's been days. Hasn't it?
11. You're SO relieved to get home.
And vow never to do that again.
12. Until your parents insist you look at all the vacation pictures.
When you've only been home for 10 minutes!