1. He dresses like it's still the '70s!
2. He doesn't take kindly to uninvited visitors.
3. He takes any opportunity to show off his kitchen "skills".
4. He encourages us to do dangerous and irresponsible things when Mom isn't around.
5. He can be guilt tripped into driving us places.
6. He has never made a genuinely funny joke in his whole life.
7. He loves to gather the whole family to make big announcements!
8. He always has some wise and encouraging advice to share.
9. He has an irrational hatred of standing in line.
10. We all know he's not going to follow through on his threats!
11. Stopping to ask for directions is never an option.
12. He doesn't understand our taste in books. Or music. Or anything else.
13. He takes special pride in humiliating us in front of our friends.
14. Sometimes his punishments seem ridiculously unfair.
15. And his dancing is the most embarrassing thing you could imagine!
Is your dad a super villain like Gru? Or is he more like a superhero?
Tell us in the comments!