1. One of them is usually in a liplock with some guy they think is their soulmate!
Ah, young love.
2. And they refuse to leave without their new bae!
Who they have literally just met.
3. One of them is really giddy and just laughs every time you suggest leaving.
The security staff are already starting to kick people out!
4. Every time you find one friend you lose all the others!
Why can't people just stay in one place?
5. That one friend that tries to start an argument when you suggest leaving the club.
6. One is really good at hiding!
But you know you'll find them in the end.
7. One will always say they've "accidentally" left something behind in the club!
And then they disappear again! *sigh*
8. One is really fast so you have to keep running after them!
It's so unfair! You just want to go to bed.
9. Sometimes you have to sneak up on them and launch a surprise attack from behind!
At least then they can't run away again.
10. But eventually you find them and make sure they all get safely home!
Because that's what friends are for. You're welcome!