1. Accidentally break something? Have fun getting arrested.
2. If you go bungee jumping, the rope WILL snap and you WILL fall to your death.
It's just a fact.
3. Spot a mysterious figure alone in the woods? It's not a coincidence that it's the one place no one will hear you scream...
4. Your food looks a little off color... Enjoy your food poisoning!
If you keep garnishing everything with people's tongues, that will happen!