1. He can help us deal with any chaos that life throws at us!
Well, he's had to deal with two bedwetters so he can basically handle anything.
2. He will always tell us the harsh truths!
Because we need to hear them.
3. He will comfort us when we have boy troubles!
Which is basically all the time...
4. He will hang out with us all the time!
Who needs a boyfriend when you have this boy friend.
5. He will give us encouraging pep talks when we feel insecure!
He's hot, you're hot, we're all hot!
6. He will help us make good life choices!
Sometimes you need that extra push.
7. He can always find us!
Even when we don't want to be found...
8. He will be there for us even when we don't follow his amazing advice!
And he won't even say "I told you so". It takes a strong person to resist that urge!
9. He won't let us wallow in self-pity!
There's always a way to turn the situation around.
10. He can always cheer us up with a good dose of sass!
That guy is hilarious!
11. He'll be with us in both good and bad times!
And if he's not, you can always give him a call.
12. He will be proud of us no matter what!
Especially when we finally embrace our true selves.