1. You get mad at people for not using the right recycling bins!
2. You criticize people's appearances right to their face!
Let's take off that terrible make-up and see what's underneath.
3. You are constantly complaining about everything!
After all, your life is more difficult than everyone else's.
4. You always interrupt other people's conversations!
*ahem* LISTEN TO MY GREAT LIFE ADVICE.
5. You do not forgive people who cross you!
Fool me once...you're going down.
6. You don't respond well to physical intimacy!
Hands off, lady.
7. You don't bother to hide how you feel about people!
You are all vermin.
8. You don't enjoy going out clubbing!
It's hot, loud, and clearly none of these people have ever taken a professional dance lesson.
9. You refuse to pretend to be nice to people!
Fake friends are no friends at all.
10. You often tell people long boring stories about your personal life!
Hey, they're the ones who asked how you were doing!
11. You much prefer to take than to give!
That's why people don't always invite you to their birthday parties...
12. You're only interested in conversations that revolve around you!
The second the subject changes you are out of there.
Do any of these apply to you?
Tell us in the comments!