12 Ways You Are Cricket Dealing With A Crush Raise your hand if you have ever said something stupid to a crush! 1. You give your friends amazing relationship advice, but never follow it with your own crush. 2. And you do silly things like declaring you'd be okay with a friends with benefits situation. 3. Even though what you really want is that mix tape. 4. You ignore anyone else who is actually really into you. 5. You try extremely hard not to seem interested when your crush flirts with other people. 6. You even pretend to hate them to hide your emotions. 7. But you secretly celebrate whenever your crush's other relationships end disastrously. 8. You know how damn sexy you are when you AREN'T around your crush. 9. Because as soon as you are, you usually end up looking like a fool. 10. And you say embarrassing things that kill the conversation stone cold. 11. Don't worry though, because you are secretly just biding your time for that perfect moment... 12. That will leave your crush absolutely gobsmacked!