1. You try to spend as little time outside as possible!
"Ew, I think I just touched a leaf!"
2. You prefer your food to be well cooked!
Instead of roasted over a bonfire...
3. You really don't get what's so fun about a huge outdoor fire!
You want melted marshmallows? Ever heard of a microwave? Much safer.
4. You don't understand people who feel a deep connection to nature!
No. No it won't.
5. When people invite you to go for walks you come up with an excuse!
"Sorry, I have to wash my hair later."
6. The idea of sleeping outside in the wilderness is your worst nightmare!
There are bears out there, guys. BEARS!
7. You're not really into sports or physical activities!
"Did we win? No? OK I give up."
8. Even just looking outside makes you feel uncomfortable!
So. Many. Trees.
9. You care way too much about your appearance to try the natural look!
People do not want to see what your hair looks like without any product in it.
10. In fact, a life without a mirror is no life at all!
What are you supposed to do, check yourself out in a puddle? No thanks.
11. You would not survive without modern technology!
If you don't update your social media at least once per hour people will think you're dead.
12. You're not really sure how to provide for yourself!
Does the food not just magically appear in the refrigerator overnight?
13. If you're forced out of the house you refuse to exert any energy!
"I'll just sit here and think about all the TV shows I'm missing right now."
14. You know that there is a lot more danger outside!
Better to stay safe in your room.
Do you love being at one with nature?
Tell us in the comments!