1. Where am I?
OK, wait. Actually, I live here. This is my apartment.
2. How much did I drink?
3. Someone has broken into my room and trashed it!
Though it is possible I just threw all my stuff on the floor when I got home...
4. I really don't want to be around people right now!
Can someone deliver 20 puppies to my place?
5. Has the sun always been this bright?
6. Well, I'm not getting up.
I'll never leave you, bed. We'll be together forever!
7. Time to eat everything in my fridge.
Drunk me better not have eaten all the pasta last night!
8. Deep breaths. Don't barf.
Why did I even try to leave the house? Back inside I go.
9. Tell me no tales.
My texts were bad enough. I'd prefer not to know the rest of the stories.
10. Be nice to me, I've very fragile!
Everyone has their own special hangover remedy...
11. Everything hurts!