1. Your hair always has to be on point so everyone is constantly in awe of you.
2. You're always responsible for sorting out your friends' arguments.
3. It's impossible to sneak up on you as you have the hearing of a bat.
4. You can't be shocked by anything, because you already know everything.
5. You are an excuse making wizard. It's just too easy!
6. It is literally impossible for you to lose a staring contest because you don't need to blink.
7. If people don't laugh at your jokes, it's because they're too hilarious for them to comprehend.
8. You quite often leave people speechless because of your awesomeness.
9. You are constantly thrust into the leadership role within your friendship group. And you love it.
10. People obey your orders due to your overwhelmingly awesome charisma.
11. You don't ever need to practice anything since you're a complete natural at everything.
12. Everything you do is 10 times more dramatic than the average person.
10 times more dramatic means 10 times more awesome!