1. You're always invited to the hottest parties!
And someone announces your full name and title before you walk in.
2. You are driven everywhere by your personal chauffeur.
3. You get an armed escort everywhere you go.
Whether you like it or not!
4. They usually cause huge traffic jams anytime you go for a drive.
5. Everything you do ends up on the front of a newspaper!
My jog around Hyde Park does not count as "news"!
6. You have your own personal tailor.
And most of your clothes cost more than a month's rent!
7. The paparazzi are always hounding you!
Can I live??
8. Your boyfriend is a prince.
Or at least a member of the royal family.
9. You can actually afford to live in London!
More specifically in Buckingham Palace!