To celebrate The Goonies showing on Movie Night With Karlie Kloss on February 26, Pop Secret presents the 111 thoughts we all have while watching this absolute classic. Are you ready to make it through the epic list?
1. Skull and crossbones are awesome.
2. Lunchtime in jail must suck.
3. Like, seriously. What do they even eat?
4. Poor guy. 😟
5. Okay. Not so poor guy.
6. So this guy’s obviously evil, but that whole pipe in the pants thing is genius.
7. That much gasoline is never a good thing.
8. This is the most badass (and terrifying) lady we’ve ever seen.
9. Francis definitely got some gas on his shoes.
10. Man, this jail-breaker sure dresses fancy.
11. What sort of criminal gets the lock jammed?
12. That’s one way to enter a car.
13. So that's what the gun was for. 😥
14. Is there anything more badass than eating crackers during a car chase?
15. We know who's the boss.
16. Oh, Data.
17. Oh, Chunk. 😂
18. What the hell are they doing at the beach?
19. It's pretty convenient that there was an RV rally on the same day as their jailbreak, huh?
20. That intro was AWESOME.
21. Mikey and Brand are actually pretty sweet. Sort of.
22. Mouth’s the greatest.
23. Poor Chunk. 😂
24. Rube Goldberg machines are the best.
25. Although they’d be better if they served you Pop Secret.
26. Data’s so extra it literally hurts.
27. That poor screen door.
28. Chunk, no!
29. That poor statue.
30. Hanging sit ups look hard.
31. Although Brand's looking real good.
32. What has Mouth done to Rosalita? 🙈
33. Creepy attics are always a bad idea.
34. TREASURE MAP!
35. Those suit guys are the worst.
36. That’s what you get for working out, Brand.
37. Brand better give that girl her bike back.
38. Well, Troy sucks.
39. Wow. Troy really sucks.
40. We guess that little girl’s never getting her bike back. 😠
41. Those were gunshots. Gunshots, guys.
42. Well, that’s obviously a body. 😱
43. No matter what the Fratellis are saying, it’s definitely not good.
44. Even though that definitely wasn’t a restaurant, the guys really should’ve ordered some Pop Secret. 🤔
45. This really isn’t the time for jokes, Mouth.
46. We told you so.
47. That’s not the color that water should be.
48. Mama Fratelli is legit terrifying.
49. Poor Sloth. 😢
50. Mikey’s got such a good heart.
51. Of course Mama Fratelli hates kids.
52. It’s definitely not just trash in that bag.
53. The guys should probably run. Like, now.
54. Brand and Andy are adorable.
55. Well that’s one way to get the door open. Thanks, Chunk.
56. Brandy almost kissed!
57. Don’t drink the water, Chunk!
58. He drank the water.
59. The Fratellis are so scary. But also kind of awesome?
60. Chunk sure loves ice cream.
61. That’s one way to store a body.
62. Did the Fratellis seriously almost shoot each other over some pizza?
63. Pizza is pretty great to be fair.
64. On the one hand, being stuck in a freezer with a body would suck. On the other hand, you would get to eat all that ice cream with zero judgment.
65. Are they seriously leaving Chunk behind in the freezer?! 😂
66. Chunk’s rescue mission is definitely going to fail.
67. Time for another amazing Data gadget.
68. Or not. 😂
69. Maybe Chunk really did find help?
70. Never mind.
71. Banging on those pipes is a terrible idea.
72. Chunk would be a great snitch.
73. We’d be freaking out at this point too, Andy.
74. Death by big rock would really suck.
76. Those aren’t all candles, Mikey.
77. Like, one says “DYNAMITE” on the side.
78. That’s a whole lot of bats.
79. A Chunk hand smoothie would be pretty gross, right?
80. Bats to the rescue! We knew there was such a thing as good bats.
81. The treasure definitely isn’t a bunch of pennies, guys. Come on.
82. There's such a thing as a bad time for ice cream, Chunk.
83. It's always a good time for Pop Secret though.
84. Wow. Troy still sucks.
85. Could that bucket actually carry people out of the wishing well?
86. Inspirational speech time.
87. Sloth’s the best.
88. Solving ancient pirate puzzles like a boss.
89. Data’s gadgets actually saved the day. Who’d have guessed?
90. And then he saves the day again. No big deal.
91. You think we’d be tired of seeing these two guys get beat up by now. We’re not though.
92. Who knew a piano recital could be this intense?
93. Data’s gadgets are on point yet again.
94. We wish every pirate adventure had a water slide.
95. If it wasn’t for the murderous criminals and deadly booby traps, this would be a pretty great amusement park.
96. The pirate ship could be the haunted house.
97. Those pirate skeletons are seriously gnarly.
98. That treasure though. 😍
99. We knew the Fratellis would catch up eventually.
100. That’s a pretty great place to hide treasure.
101. Data's gadgets can't all be winners.
102. Walking the plank kind of looks like fun actually…
103. Sloth’s the purest superhero that’s ever existed.
104. Guys, there’s really no time for a Brandy make out session right now.
105. Sloth getting his sweet revenge is 👌.
106. We told you that wasn’t a candle, guys.
107. Sloth to the rescue yet again.
108. Sloth + Chunk = Best bromance ever.
109. Pop Secret + The Goonies = Best movie night ever.
110. That was a very unnecessary way to say no to somebody.
111. See you later, One Eyed Willy. 👋
Don't forget to watch The Goonies with Karlie Kloss on February 26.
And leave a comment if The Goonies is your favorite movie!