1. It feels like every year is the same.
2. You know that the only hug you're going to get is from your mom.
3. And that the only boy who'll come visiting is your dad.
4. You might decide to go to a party, but then you freak out that you're the only single person there.
5. So you count down the minutes until you can leave.
6. You wonder if being single is something people can smell on you.
7. Your voice goes all high and squeaky when people ask if you like being single.
8. Even your parents have a better love life than you.
9. You wonder how your love life could have gone so wrong.
10. So you lie on your bed and listen to cheesy love songs for a while...
11. Until you remember that, actually, you don't need anyone else to be fabulous!
And being single is just as good as being in a relationship!