1. You can get away with coy one-liners.
'You're spread so thin I can see right through you.'
2. And EVERYONE talks in coy one-liners.
'I'm not as used to walking the streets as Mona is.'
3. Coffee is only 15 cents.
4. It's perfectly acceptable to have a huge oil painting of yourself.
5. The guys wear amazing hats.
Everyone should wear fedoras ALL THE TIME.
6. Who needs a selfie shot when you can check yourself out in ALL the mirrors?
7. Throwing shade in a feathered negligee is the ONLY way to do it.
8. No need for Instagram when you have a classic camera.
9. The clothes are to die for.
10. Like, all of them.
11. Even the nightwear is super glamorous.
12. Everything seems way more romantic.
And corny pick up lines actually work!