10 Things Downworlders Can Do That You Need in Your Life
I think we can all agree that being a Downworlder would certainly make life more interesting...
1. Being a total pro in the art of seduction.
2. Watching a terrifying horror movie before realising it's a documentary on your life.
3. Look amazing while flying into a rage.
4. Being in a friendship circle where all your best friends have nipple piercings.
5. Crashing at your friend's and feeling like you've won when you get to sleep in the bathtub.
6. Magic tricks that blow people's minds... Literally.
7. Feeling invincible until you get a splinter and burst into flames.
8. Rockin' the most quirky and wonderful eyes!
9. Being so mysterious you look like a cardboard cut out.
10. Having a sweet ass ride that may or may not fly in the air.
