1. "I'm totally going to sleep like Jocelyn tonight!"
Like it will take a Warlock to wake you up.
2. "If I could choose a Parabatai, I would pick you!"
Something you only say to your BFF. This is a lifetime commitment!
3. "This is going to sound weird, but are you sure that man is really your father?"
Try giving him a World's Best Dad cup. It never hurts to double check!
4. "Everyone knows that Demons dig blondes."
That kind of knowledge could come in handy someday.
5. "MALEC IS ENDGAME!"
"No YOU calm down, mom!"
6. "I like boats unless they're being used as someone's evil lair."
You've really got to watch out for that. No more cruises!
7. "Sure he's cute, but he's just a mundane."
Maybe your crush expectations are a little bit too high?
8. "OK, but were you Simon friend-zoned or Alec friend-zoned? There's a difference."
Seriously, though. Think it through.
9. "Would it be weird to get an oil painting of myself done?"
10. "There's nothing a person can't do in heels!"
If Izzy can jump from rooftops in them, then you have no excuse not to wear them on a night out!
11. "I'm so happy that I think a memory Demon might steal this moment!"
You've got to be careful.
12. "You might not see much of me in 2017."
Your friends have limited time to hang out with you before Season 2 begins!