13 Reasons You Want Magnus Bane As Your Lawyer!
Because he's Magnus freaking Bane!
1. He accepts payment in the form of personal possessions.

2. He will keep a firm grip on reality...

3. He will give the sassiest defense you've ever seen!

4. He will accuse anyone or anyTHING else of the crime

5. If necessary he will use movie quotes for dramatic effect.

6. He will call the prosecutor as a witness! #twist

7. You know for a fact that his outfit will be on point.

8. He will manage to be rude to the judge without getting in trouble.

9. He will roll his eyes when people mention the law.

10. There will be an explosion of confetti when you win!

11. He will apologize if you lose...

12. You always know that he really cares about you.

13. And, win or lose, there will be cocktails for all!
