13 Reasons You Want Magnus Bane As Your Lawyer! Because he's Magnus freaking Bane! 1. He accepts payment in the form of personal possessions. And if you're handsome, he'll let you keep 'em! That basically means you don't have to pay him! 2. He will keep a firm grip on reality... ...even while he's holding a magical sword. 3. He will give the sassiest defense you've ever seen! And the shade, oh the shade... 4. He will accuse anyone or anyTHING else of the crime "It's not Isabelle's fault, it's the cup! Put the cup on trial!" 5. If necessary he will use movie quotes for dramatic effect. "This whole thing is out of order!" 6. He will call the prosecutor as a witness! #twist And maybe with just one question he'll get her to give an impassioned speech about right and wrong? Who knows? 7. You know for a fact that his outfit will be on point. Slay, Magnus, slaaaaaaayyyy! 8. He will manage to be rude to the judge without getting in trouble. Herondale side-eye! 9. He will roll his eyes when people mention the law. We get it, Lydia, the law is the law. Also a carrot is a carrot. What's your point? 10. There will be an explosion of confetti when you win! Seriously, why don't all lawyers do this? 11. He will apologize if you lose... "But at least we lost it in style." Truer words were never spoken, Izzy. 12. You always know that he really cares about you. He believes that injustice against his friends is intolerable. 13. And, win or lose, there will be cocktails for all! The man has skills.