1. It's a great way to meet new people!
2. Free entry to all the hottest clubs.
3. Valentine has a magic cup that will give you superpowers!
4. You can learn a lot about science.
5. His evil lair is on an awesome ship!
6. You'll get to hang out with his son, Jace!
7. Val will teach you how to fight.
8. Why walk when you can portal everywhere?
9. You'll get to wear black all the time.
10. He'll help you remove any unwanted tattoos.
11. You'll get to spy on people.
12. Who needs a mobile phone when you have a magic ring?
13. He will give you many inspirational speeches.
14. Most importantly, he's just a fun guy to hang out with!
Valentine Morgenstern is the man we love to hate!
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