22 Times Raphael Slayed Us!
Pun intended.
1. "Coffin implies wooden box. We have caskets now. They’re made of 14 karat gold."
2. "I’m afraid your sidekick’s quite right. And the clock is ticking. Tick tock, people!"
3. "It’s not against the law to rob my own grave."
4. "You do know that this isn’t a hotel."
5. “Typical Shadowhunter, always underestimating a Vampire.”
6. "Just watch and learn from the master."
7. “Clary, you really need to stop barging in here.”
8. "Honestly? I just got this jacket."
9. "I'm glad you brought everybody here to witness your demise."
10. "I might be a vampire, but I was raised a good Catholic."
11. "Once reborn you emerge hungry. Very hungry. Drink up."
12. "It means he’s where everybody goes when this happens. His own personal hell."
13. "I really hate fidgeting."
14. "You should put a muzzle on that mutt."
15. "It’s all about presentation and quality produce."
16. "Let’s just say we invest early and often."
17. "Well, well, well. Baby’s first words!"
18. "I told you you’re a hostage. Accept it!"
19. “I can’t believe you would do this to me. Blackmail.”
20. "Stay. Good dog."
Okay. Everyone calm down.
21. "Even starvation can't shut you up."
22. “For Shadowhunters you don’t seem to do a lot of...Shadow hunting.”
Raphael is the best Interim Chapter President the New York Vampires have ever had! Probably! (It's a long history.)
What is your favorite Raphael quote?