1. A Vampire's Flying Motorbike.
Pros: It runs on demon energy you guys.
Cons: You will almost definitely swallow a fly if you ever open your mouth!
Pros: They are a super fast way to travel.
Cons: If you don't know exactly where you are going, you could end up in limbo forever and ever!
3. Simon's Trusty Van!
Pros: You will get to listen to all of Simon's favorite music.
Cons: You will get to listen to all of Simon's favorite music.
4. Riding Around In A Casket On Wheels.
Pros: They are made of 14 carat gold you guys!
Cons: It's a casket for one, so your friends, or potential victims, will have to find their own way to your lair.
5. Val's Big Ass Boat.
Pros: It is incredibly spacious.
Cons: The people you are traveling with probably want to kill you.
6. Piggyback Rides, Courtesy Of Simon Lewis.
Pros: There will be a constant flow of witty banter and pop culture references.
Cons: Simon can only carry a limited amount of luggage. C'mon Simon!
7. Having Your Very Own Werewolf Escort/Kidnapper.
Pros: You will look pretty badass riding around in a black sedan.
Cons: You will be in handcuffs for the entire journey.
8. Floating Around In a Sleep Bubble.
Pros: You will be unconscious the whole time. Kick back and relax!
Cons: You might be captured by your evil ex-husband and used as a bargaining tool.