Clary: "I'm not interested in your supernatural fight club"
Jace: "Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies."
Simon: "Your bedside manner is abysmal".
Clary: "I think I killed a guy!"
[Clary: Do you know how to kill a demon?] Simon: "I'm an internet search away."
Alec: "It literally never stops talking."
Raphael: "The living are so exhausting."
Izzy: "You know you'd be a lot happier if you weren't so fricken repressed."
Simon: "You don't get to talk to me, Captain America!"
[Clary: Is he going to be alright?] Magnus: "I don't know. Does he normally lie on the floor like that without moving?"
Clary: "Izzy, with a body like yours, everything's your color!"
Magnus: "Playing hard to get? I love a challenge."
Alec: "We're Lightwoods. We break noses and accept consequences."
Max: "I never get to hear the good stuff..."
Simon: "And I'll have you know, there are a ton of women that have..."more than a friend" feelings for me."
Magnus: "If Valentine were to start creating Shadowhunters or gain control of demons, it would be like Beyonce riding a dinosaur through Times Square. People would notice."
Magnus: "I'm not being cryptic, I'm being coy!"
[Maureen: You're amazing] Simon: "Like fifty shades of amazing?"
Detective: "You always fall for the bad boys, right? Or, is that just me?"
Jace: "Demon pox is a disaster. This is an inconvenience."
Rebecca: "Maureen called me and she said that you were spazzing out...like, more than normal."
Alec: "Hey....do you come here often?"
Internal Affairs: "Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can't even imagine what your Facebook page looks like."
Izzy: "There's nothing a shadowhunter can't do in heels."
Raphael: "I might be a vampire, but I was raised a good Catholic."
Max: "How many times do I have to say it was an accident!"
Alec: "Magnus is, eh, quite magical. He’s...em...very good at magic."
[There's a trained forensic pathologist at the Institute] Lydia: "Do you have one here? In this...eh...Chinese restaurant?"
Magnus: [admiring Alec's abs] "And, I'm back."
Magnus: "Payment up front is just good business."
Raphael: "I swear, if that kid ruins one more jacket..."
Come on man, haven't you ever heard of a dry cleaners?
Magnus: "You're both going to owe me. I'm talking 14th Century: gold, rubies, definitely diamonds."
Jace: "I'm pretty sure that's not the cup you're looking for".
Raphael: "Just watch and learn from the master."
Magnus: "I have a deep understanding of the human psyche. At least, that's what Freud always said."
[Meliorn could be executed] Jace: "Well, we'll be extra careful then."
[Visiting the Werewolf lair] Simon: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!"
Raj: "It was dark, we couldn't see much."
Hodge: "I run my own Dojo!"
Alec: "The theme is AH-mazing."
Fisk at Internal Affairs: "Well put this one down as an Epic Fail!"
Simon: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Izzy: "She has to pick today to finally land her roundhouse?"
Val: "Sir's for my father. Call me...Mr. Morgenstern."
Jace: "It was a pleasure to nice...eh, nice to meet you as well..."
Raj: "This one wants to crash the party."
Alec: "Playing hard to get? I love a challenge."
What is your favorite line from the show so far?
Look, we made a long list. But please let us know in the comments which fantastic quips we left out. Come on, you know you want to!