Clary not appreciating Simon's jokes.
Luke's boss shipping Joceluke more than anyone!
Jocelyn throwing shade at her ex-husband while unconscious.
What a pro!
Magnus greeting visitors in his usual enthusiastic manner.
Val's head honcho
throwing wearing shades.
Hodge's "come at me, bro" stance.
Valentine looking at Dot.
The moon throwing shade over everyone. Literally.
Alaric's "Luke, please stop killing women in parking garages" face.
Brother Isaiah can't throw shade with his eyes closed!
Actually. No, that's perfectly real.
Simon throwing upside-down shade at the world!
Raphael already regretting kidnapping Simon...
He never stops talking!
"Hey vampire, no one flirts with Clary but me!"
Vampire group shade! It's six times as powerful as individual vampire shade!
Magnus being on the receiving end of shade for once!
Look at those shades throwing shade. Great job, guys!
Seriously, how did Simon manage to get abducted AGAIN?
Do not sass me Jace, I just got mauled by a werewolf!
There's nothing more intense than #ParabaShade!
This werewolf is clearly not feeling the love for Clary.
Alec trying to train Clary without "accidentally" stabbing her.
Valentine making us feel inferior even when he's not in the room!
Brotherly love turning into brotherly shade...
Simon finally standing up to Jace!
Magnus preparing to tell Clary her origin story.
Young Valentine thinking about how much better he is than his minions!
Maryse and Robert wondering why they ever had kids.
They're always eavesdropping on your conversations!
Young Luke being slightly mad at his parabatai for letting werewolves attack him...
Young Jocelyn throwing shade...and also knives!
Mom, stop trying to change me!
I do what I want.
"Well, thanks for nothing Luke. I'm dead now!"
"Yeah, I'm going to eat your face!" #SorryNotSorry
"My name is Maureen!" - Classic Maureen.
"You can't pin this on me, I only killed one of the people you mentioned!"
I'm sure Jace is well used to women looking at him like this...
Alec's "I'm so done with this" face.
"I know you're guilty!"
This guy really needs to get a hobby.
Lydia's "I can't believe you all fell for that" face.
She'll be dressing up as Valentine every Hallowe'en from now on!
The Foresaken wishing they'd gone down a different career path.
Camille fighting with Clary over Simon.
So much for "sisters before misters"!
Raphael thinking about all the jackets Simon has ruined!
Jace expressing some surprise over Alec's engagement.
Simon being slightly annoyed about Clary's decision to turn him into a vampire.
Fairy shade is both beautiful and deadly!
Hodge tea shade: This coffee is almost as hot as I am!
The King and Queen of shade, at last united!
"Play dead!" - Luke Garroway, official winner of the snark war!
"Don't touch what you can't afford!"
Seriously Jace, hands off the merchandise.
Who do you think throws shade like a boss? Also, what do we all think of JoceLuke as a shipper name? Yay? Nay? Tell us in the comments!
And here's to many more dirty looks in season two!