As a baby, Valentine could have sung you a beautiful lullaby.
He'd be able to look after you when you were sick.
And buy you all the slushies, candy and chips in the world.
Think how awesome your middle school science projects would have been!
He would have even encouraged your cosplay addiction.
And could never be mad if you got a tattoo.
No boyfriend or girlfriend would ever dare to cross you!
He can rock accessories like no other guy.
Your friends would think he's even hotter as a hatter!
We wouldn't judge you for swooning over his besties.
Think of all the incredible vacations he could take you on.
He's even got a boat, if portalling is not your style.
Let's face it, Valentine would do the greatest wedding toast ever!
And you know dad jokes would not be his style.
Plus you'd be a part of the hottest family in the Shadow World!
Have we convinced you yet? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.