1. Magnus vs. Blackwell and Pangborn!
Obviously Magnus will beat Valentine's henchmen every time! Warlock for the win!
2. Clary vs. Jace!
Clary's little sigh of frustration was spot on. Classic Jace, just assuming he could drive!
3. Raphael vs. The Shadowhunters!
Raphael is basically the King of Sass. We're not sure he's capable of speaking without a sarcastic tone!
4. Alec vs. Simon!
This one is close, but we think Alec probably wins! After all, he has a point...
5. Clary vs. Camille!
Well, it started as a battle of wits and ended with Camille getting punched. Good job, Clary!
6. Alt Val vs. Barista Jace!
After Jace got all flustered and embarrassed is it any surprise that Val won?
7. Raphael vs. Simon!
When you're the Interim Chapter President of the New York Vampires you've got to have some great comebacks!
8. Luke vs. Clary!
Time for a Werewolf win! To be fair, Clary was very new to the Shadowhunter world and Luke had been born into it.
9. Malec vs. Simon!
He spent ages telling them about his favorite movie but they were not impressed.
10. Izzy vs. Clace!
She stole the Mortal Cup right out of their hands! And she did it in style.
11. Elias vs. Magnus!
We would probably give Elias extra points for being right about the dangers of Magnus leaving the lair! Plus, he died.
12. Clary vs. Valentine!
He did not see that coming. Clary is so getting grounded!
13. Jace vs. Simon!
Poor mundane Simon, he just wasn't good at intimidating people!
14. Luke vs. Raphael!
Although we love this beautiful Vampire, when Simon said "BOOM!" at the end of their exchange we knew Luke was the winner!
15. Clary vs. Alt Magnus!
OK, he was different in the Inverted World but that's no excuse to get sloppy. Clary's impression of him casting a spell was 100% accurate!
16. Alec vs. Izzy!
They're the best team, but that doesn't mean they don't have their little disagreements! Alec wins for being great at walking away backwards.
17. Simon vs. Clary!
Simon managed to win this round even while he was dealing with his Vampire transformation! Very impressive.
18. Magnus vs. The High Inquisitor!
"PUT THE CUP ON TRIAL!" He won the sass fight but lost the trial...
19. Clary vs. Raphael!
Have to give this one to Raphael, though in Clary's defense, we can understand her confusion! After all, it is called the Hotel DuMort...
20. Magnus vs. Alec!
Sorry Alec, but Magnus is even more witty and hilarious when his heart is broken!